28 Witty Matrimony Memes for the Married Soul (July 14, 2023)

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elina lee
Jul 14, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Marriage isn't always easy, but when done right, it sure is worth it. We don't know about you, love birds, but we believe marriage to be the ultimate test for teamwork and partnership. There are times when you think to yourself, 'how could I have ever married this fool?' but then he'll crack a dad joke and it all comes flooding back. 

Having ups, and downs, and going through phases in marriage is normal. We are humans after all. We're constantly evolving, changing our perspectives, growing, and learning from our surroundings. So it's natural for our marriages to do the same. Don't get it twisted, however, because while everyone does go through transformations, we all do it at our own pace. So marriage is basically figuring out how to balance it all as a team. Pretty easy, right? 

At the end of the day, it all comes down to how you manage your stress and your conflict. Do you navigate it together, as a team, or do you take it out on each other? 

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  • 01
    Human - My husband laying in bed with his phone on max brightness @Honey Mustard Mama
    via @honeymustardmama
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    Sleeve - Me, a happily married woman, blasting Flowers by Miley Cyrus on repeat @alyceoneword
    via @honeymustardmama
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    Font - k8e @kpfeffss I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fing rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
    via @mommycocktail
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    Head - When my husband complains about something that could have been avoided if he had just listened to me @thehiddensnacksmama
    via @thehiddensnacksmama
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    Font - Husband: I'll watch the kids while you get a pedicure Me: That's nice. Why the treat? My feet: MOVIECLIPS.COM @Honey Mustard Mama
    via @honeymustardmama
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    Font - Marriage And Martinis @Marriage Martini Sadly, my husband was not amused today when we finally got around to having a serious discussion about budgeting, but our meeting was quickly interrupted when I had to get up because the $3 coffee I doordashed for $18 was being delivered.
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Font - Ladies what do we want? Meaningful friendships! More girl nights outs! REAL HUMAN CONNECTION! When do we want it? . well this week isn't good... ... I can't do anything after 8pm on a work night... ... Let me check my calendar and get back to you...
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Font - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy Me: Should we have macaroni salad or potato salad at the BBQ? Husband: Can we talk about this when we're not having SOX?
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Font - jamie @gnuman1979.6h How many men are gonna die? EMERGENCY EXIT MAP 333 West Harbor Drive, San Diego, CA 92101 North Tower 18th Floor In Case of Fire Use Stairs Do Not Use Elevator FIRE ALARM IS IDENTIFIED BY AN ELECTRONIC HORN & STROBE LIGHTS EXIT ROUTE EXTINGUISHER ATOR EL STAIRS STAIR 1 ROOF ACCESS XXX You Are Here STAIR 2 ROOF ACCESS
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Font - mommy MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail *eating a snack my husband wanted* Him: Where did you find that? I was looking for it. Me: I looked where you looked, then 2 inches to the left. :
    via @mommycocktail
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    Font - mommy Cocktail MommyCocktail @MommyCocktail Romantic weekends away should include separate bathrooms.
    via @mommycocktail
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    Product - I saw this woman with a glass of white wine in the middle of Marshall's and Im honestly still not over it Fil share
    via @mommycocktail
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    Font - Lessons from the Minivan @FromMinivan I only go to the gym so I can shower alone.
    via @thehiddensnacksmama
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    Headgear - When I'm swamped with parenting duties and stumble upon my sleeping husband @thehiddensnacksmama
    via @thehiddensnacksmama
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    Hairstyle - When you're trying to watch a movie and your kid talks the entire time.
    via @thehiddensnacksmama
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    Food - How to get out of potlucks for the rest of your life
    via @jacana_mommy
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    Nose - One day she'll blow everyone away with my tuna casserole recipe. @itssherifield
    via @jacana_mommy
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    Facial expression - Me: Hearing the kids give my husband a hard time and thinking, maybe I should help him out? Also me: Nah. @jacana_mommy
    via @jacana_mommy
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    Forehead - Watching my husband critique my homemade dinner without realizing it's his mom's recipe @momwithaboysname
    via @jacana_mommy
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    Outerwear - Me to my family: We are all going and we're all going to have a good time! Also me the entire time, wondering why I bother: @oneawkwardmom ({}) FOX
    via @jacana_mommy
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    Glasses - When my husband's snoring is keeping me awake @Honey MustardMama MIRNE MANA
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    Facial expression - When my partner rolls over in bed @Honey Mustard Mama OVER THE LINE
    via @honeymustardmama
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    Forehead - WHEN I ASK MY HUSBAND TO HANDLE BATH TIME @SNARKANDLEMONS Y YOU'RE GONNA F***ING HATE THE WAY I DO IT
    via @honeymustardmama
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    Font - snarkandlemons SNARK LEMONS @snarkandlemons *** 7 Marriage is a fine line between 'let's get it on' and 'don't breathe on me'.
    via @honeymustardmama
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    Font - My husband's various bars of soap staring at me in the shower @Honey Mustard Man
    via @honeymustardmama
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    Forehead - Me: I can't sleep. Babe, can you help? Him: @Honey MustardMama My way's not very sportsmanlike
    via @honeymustardmama
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    Smile - WHEN I SLEEP WITH THE WRONG PILLOW @thehiddensnacksmama I'm a little banged up, I'm fine. ion
    via @honeymustardmama
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    Shoulder - Them: communication is key in marriage Me communicating with my husband: @oneawkwardmom
    via @honeymustardmama

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